You Drive Me Crazy DiNozzo by Nightwing Gurl
Summary: Tony and Kate have their moments, what you expect from a couple like these two?
Categories: DiNozzo/Kate Characters: Anthony DiNozzo, Kate Todd
Genre: Humor, Romance
Pairing: DiNozzo/Kate
Warnings: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: No Word count: 1919 Read: 10003 Published: 01/07/2008 Updated: 12/26/2008
Story Notes:
You're so gonna love this as long as you love Tony/Kate and please try to leave a review! ^_^

1. You Drive Me Crazy DiNozzo by Nightwing Gurl

2. Breakfast by Nightwing Gurl

3. Shower by Nightwing Gurl

4. snack by Nightwing Gurl

You Drive Me Crazy DiNozzo by Nightwing Gurl
Author's Notes:
Tony and Kate have their moments, what you expect from a couple like these two?
“DINOZZO!! What the hell are you doing? Get the hell out of my bed!” yelled Kate sitting up on her bed as soon as she felt a body next to her , which turned out to be Tony.
“What? Why?” Asked Tony in a very innocent tone and continued, “It’s cold.” He stated as if it’s totally obvious.

“When I told you to crash here, I meant you could take the couch!!”

“But it’s not comfortable.”

“Then you can go to your place!”

“It’s raining heavily and it’s too dark outside.” Tony whined.

“What!? You’re so unbelievable!”

“Plus the drive from here till my place takes around 45 min drive and ‘m too tired to drive at the moment and not to mention it’s really cold…..did I mention it’s cold?”

All Kate could do is roll her eyes, sometimes Tony can really act like a kid. “Just get off my bed!”

“Make me.”

Kate pushed him with all her strength and when Tony’s body reached the edge of the bed he complained “Hey! If you keep pushing me I will fall off the bed!”

“That’s exactly what I’m trying to do!” stated Kate frustrated.

Tony looked at Kate as if she had grown another head.

“Don’t give me that look!” Said Kate before actually drowning into his beautiful emerald eyes.

“What look?” he said innocently.

“DINOZZO! Don’t tempt me!”

“Oh, relax Katie, it’s not like I’m gonna have sex with you or something.” Said Tony rolling his eyes.

Kate sighed, “I had enough DiNozzo! Don’t call me Katie and get outta my damn bed already!!”

“Naah, its too comfy and warm, so are you, can I come a bit closer?”

“What?!!” Kate was taken aback by what he just said but recovered from her shock rapidly, “Ofcourse you may not!”

“You’re too noisy and here I thought I’m the one who’s suppose to be the noisy one.”

With that said Tony closed the very short gap that was between them and brought their lips together and gave her a wet kiss.

“I don’t recall giving you permission to get closer.”

“So??”

“I think this is the result of the head-slaps Gibbs gives you every now and then.”

“Probably, now shut up Katie-pie and get some sleep.” Said Tony putting his right hand around Kate’s small waist and pulling her even closer to him.

“Ton-” she started to say but he shushed her. “Shhh…. You can kick my ass tomorrow morning. Now let’s just sleep.”

Finally she gave in, since there is no point in resisting him.

Tony had a huge smile spread across his face, satisfied that Kate at last gave in, but it didn’t last long when he heard Kate say “You better be wearing a cup when I wake up tomorrow.” And she snuggled into his warmth.


To be continued...
End Notes:
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Breakfast by Nightwing Gurl
The next morning Kate woke up due to an unpleasant smell, she shot out of bed straight away. Something was burning! Making her way to the kitchen, which was obviously the source from where it was coming.

“DINOZZO!! What the hell are you doing?!??" Yelled Kate in a demanding tone.

“Morning to you too! Katie!”

“…..”

“Too bad you’re up! I wanted to surprise you for breakfast.”

“With a burnt toast?” Said Kate unbelieving what is going on here in her apartment.

“Well, you see, your toaster and I aren’t going very well.”

“I’ve noticed.” She said rolling her eyes. “Take a seat and I will make breakfast.”

“It’s okay, I can help.” Said Tony with his usual charming smile.

‘Don’t give in, Don’t give in, Don’t give in’ Kate thought to herself.

“Don’t make me repeat myself DiNozzo!” Kate finally said making a very threatening expression as good as she can which to her relief worked and made Tony back off.

“Okaaaay, then I’m gonna sit here like a good little boy while you make breakfast.”

“Good!”

Later...

“Kate..?”

“What?”

“Do you have cereals?”

“What? Why? Don’t you like what I made you?”

“I do like what you made, but I want cereals.”

“Why you ungrateful bastard! Is this a way to tell me you don’t like my cooking? You didn’t even taste it!!”

“I didn’t say that, I just want cereals.”

“I don’t have any.”

Sigh, “Okay.”

Both of them ate the breakfast quietly.

Later after they finished eating their food.

“I’ll wash the dishes!” said Tony cheerfully which made Kate eye him suspiciously.

“No, I’ll do it.”

“What? Something wrong?”

“Umm, I don’t want you to accidentally drop one of my dishes.”

“What? That’s so rude! You think I’m that careless?” Tony said clearly hurt, waving his hand in the air frustrated, hitting a nearby vase of flowers causing it to fall and break. “Oops.”

“DINOZZZO!!!!!” yelled Kate after the Tony who was making his way rapidly out of Kate’s kitchen mumbling something that seemed like ‘sorry’ behind his shoulder.
Shower by Nightwing Gurl
“Don’t use all the hot water DiNozzo!” said Kate after knocking on the bathroom door.
She heard the shower water turn off and the bathroom door opening revealing a nude Tony.

“Did you say something?” he said innocently while she tried hard not to look down but miserably failing which left her speechless.

Tony was confused for a moment as to why and what was she staring to be this wordless. Following her gaze … “Oh, oops.” Was all he said and took a towel near by and covered his waist.

Kate was stunned, and didn’t know what to do other than blush. On the other hand, Tony loved the sight of Kate’s blushing cheeks; it makes her look really cute and …sexy.

“… you needed something?”

Finally she snapped from her shock and asked softly, “Are you done?”

“No, you interrupted me before I got started.”

“Oh okay,” she said, “Don’t use up all the hot water.”

“Ah! Can’t promise that.”

“What?!!”

“I said I can’t promise that.”

“I heard you the first time!”

“It’s not my fault its you who gave me the hint that you didn’t!”

“Oh Shut up!”

“Umm, Okay.”

“Finish up fast, if we get to work late Gibbs is so gonna kill us.”

“Okay, by the way Kate, why don’t you take a shower with me?”

“WHAT!?”

“Geez, don’t freak out on me like that and keep you’re voice down….Look at the time Katie, if we two take a shower separately it will take longer and therefore we both are going to end up going to work late. But, if we take a shower together it won’t take that long.”

To her dislike, DiNozzo was right about that. And she really doesn’t like a furious Gibbs on her ass for being late to work. So she had no choice but to shower with Tony.

Kate already slept with Tony on the same bed, how worse could it get to take a shower with him?

So in seconds they both were naked under the shower.

“DiNozzo! You’re blocking the water with you’re body!” Complained Kate.

“Oh, sorry.” He said stepping aside in the small shower pushing her in front of him so that the water would run on both of them.

It went by pretty normal and later Kate was the first to exited the shower leaving Tony to finish off..

Well it wasn’t that bad she said to her self with a satisfied smile. She dressed up and soon she was ready. And when her gaze fell on Tony’s keys she got this devilish idea. Grabbing the key’s to his car she exited her apartment and drove to NCIS headquarters as fast as she could. Ofcourse not insanely as Gibbs.

When Tony was finished from showering and fully dressed up. He stated cheerfully, “I’m ready!”

Getting no answer he called out for her, “Kate? Hey! Where are you? This is no time to play hide and seek!”

After searching the small neat apartment, it hit him! “She took my keys and left!” he realized unbelievingly.

Kate was laughing while driving, since yesterday her car wouldn’t start Tony offered her a lift home, and since it was raining and a long distance to Tony’s place she offered him to crash at her place as of saying ‘thank you’ and now since she’s taken his car Tony has to go to work taking the bus. And boy she knew how he hates to take the bus and that bought an evil smile on her beautiful face.

“Damn it! Now I have to take the bus to work!” Tony complained and cursed all the way to NCIS headquarters.
snack by Nightwing Gurl
The elevator doors opened to reveal a very furious DiNozzo who by now stormed to the bullpen towards his desk with heavy and long steps. Though before even facing a grinning Kate he was faced by an angry Gibbs.
“You’re late.” Was all Gibbs stated while giving him the look that clearly said ‘I’m so ready to fire your ass’.

“I know… I’m sorry… I…” he couldn’t think straight since all he wanted now is to kick Kate’s ass! So all he could do was look at Kate’s direction who was clearly pretending to do her paperwork while trying to hide the giggle that was so ready to slip out her mouth.

Gibbs shifted his gaze to Kate and caught her eye and said, “Did you have anything to do with him being late?”

“Me? No nothing!” she stated shaking her head innocently.

‘Yes! Everything!’ Tony wanted to scream, but knew better than to say it out loud.

Gibbs didn’t have the mood for this so he said “You two go back to work and if you come late to work tomorrow DiNozzo I guarantee you that you will be looking for a new job!”

“Yes Sir!” Said Tony but when he saw Gibbs ‘don’t call me sir look’ he said, “I mean yes boss!”

Gibbs moved away from the working area going upstairs, apparently he had to meet the director in MTAC or something. Though as soon as Gibbs was out of earshot Tony faced Kate and said, “That was so mean!! Why did you do that?!”

“Umm let’s see payback.”

“Payback? PAYBACK? For what?!”

“For breaking my vase this morning, duh!! It was a gift from my mother!”

“Oh.”

“Oh? Oh is all you can say?” Kate is totally angry.

“What do you want me to say?”

“You could at least apologize you airhead!”

“Ha! I was going to! But now after you made me come to work with a bus! You can forget the thought of me saying sorry!” Said Tony crossing his arms and sticking out his tongue.

The day went by slow, full of paperwork and having Tony complain every single second.

Later that day…
“I’m hungry!” Stated Tony when his stomach growled which made Kate look up.

“So am I.”

“Great! We can go for lunch!”

“It’s too early for lunch.”

“Then we can have a snack!”

“Let’s wait a couple of hours.”

“I can’t wait a couple of hours! I want to eat now! Did I mention I’m hungry?”

“Yes, you did mention that, and did you forget I am hungry too but I can wait, why can’t you?”

“Coz I’m me!”

“Stop complaining will you!”

“Fine!”

“Fine!” she said and got back to her paperwork.

“Thanks to you’re cooking I’m hungry.” muttered Tony underneath his breath and went back to typing furiously on his keyboard.

“What. Did. You. Just. Say?” Kate almost growled the words dangerously making Tony swallow hard.

“Umm… Nothing!” he said laughing nervously. ‘Never joke about a women’s cooking.’ He told himself. ‘It could turn out ugly.’

“....”

Later Gibbs allowed them to take a break. And so she was stuck with DiNozzo for a snack.

“DiNozzo! Stop eating my fries!” Yelled Kate at Tony.

“How do you know I’m eating you’re fries when you’re looking away checking out that guy who’s sitting to you’re right two tables away?”

“I am not checking him out! He just looks like someone familiar!” she defended herself although it wasn’t a complete lie, that guy looked somewhat familiar.

“Ahaa! I can’t believe you count the fries that you eat!”

“I don’t need to count my fries since none is left! And not to mention I only had a couple to eat!”

“Oh.” ‘Busted! Damn!’
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