"Mystery Shocker" by cpickles07
Summary: Tony, Ziva, Abby, And Mcgee have secrets.
Categories: Mixed Up Characters: Ziva David, Timothy McGee, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Donald Mallard, Anthony DiNozzo, Abby Sciuto
Genre: Drama
Pairing: Abby/McGee, DiNozzo/Ziva
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 412 Read: 3461 Published: 11/12/2011 Updated: 11/12/2011

1. "Mystery Shocker" by cpickles07

"Mystery Shocker" by cpickles07
Author's Notes:
Tony, Ziva, Abby, And Mcgee have secrets.
(Ziva exiting the elevator)
(Tony sitting at his desk eating a biscuit)
Ziva: Good?
Tony: Huh?
Ziva: Let me put it in Tony terms. Is your food taste edible?
Tony: Oh. Yeah. For you being my girlfriend, you are kinda mean.
Ziva: I'm sorry she says as she goes and takes his biscuit.
Tony: Hey, I bought you one too!
Ziva: Why thank you honey!
Tony: Oh, you are so welcome!
Ziva: Does it smell really sarcastic in here?
Tony: Maybe a little. Now come give me a hug.
Ziva: Heck no!
Tony: Why not?
Ziva: Rule #12 ring a bell?
Tony: Faintly. We have to tell them sometime.
Ziva: Ok. But we need to stop talking about it. Gibbs is chettah fast.
Tony: So, he is in Abby's lab.
Ziva: It doesn't matter.
(Gibbs enters)
Gibbs: You should listen to Ziva, Tony. Grab your gear.
Tony: Where we headed?
Gibbs: Quantico Naval Base.

Chapter 2
Abby: Hi Timmy!
Tim: Hi sweetheart! Why am I amazing?
Abby: I don't know. Why?
Tim: Caf-Pow!
Abby: Thank you! So, where did they go?
Tim: Quantico Naval Base.
Abby: Dead marine?
Tim: Yep.
Abby: So, when should we tell them?
Tim: Tell them what?
Abby: TIM!
Tim: I'm kidding! I could invite them over for dinner and you could
show up.
Abby: That's perfect!
Tim: I love you!
Abby: I love you too and thank you for the Caf-Pow!

Chapter 3
Ziva: When are we going to tell them?
Tony: Well, I just got a message from McFlower Power that invited us
all over for dinner tonight. We can tell them then.
Gibbs: Ziva! Tony! Stop playing the I love you game!
Ziva: Me love Tony? You have got to be kidding me!
Tony: Hey!
Ziva: I'm kidding!
Gibbs: Where's Ducky?
Ducky: Sorry Jethro. I don't move as fast as I used too.
Gibbs: Found some cloth. Bag and tag.
Tony: Got something boss! Footprints. Obviously from a large man.
Gibbs: Lets head back.

Chapter 4
Abby: This is fascinating!
Tim: What?
Abby: The footprint came from a boot and the cloth was a woman so he obviously had someone with him.
Tim: Well Abbs, It is time to wrap up.
Abby: Fine!

Chapter 5
(Later at Tim's house)
(Ducky, Tony, Abby, Ziva, and then Gibbs shows up)
Tim: Excuse me everyone.
Tony: Look McGeek, we just cam for the food.
(Gibbs head slaps Tony)
Tony: Sorry boss.
Tim: As I was saying, I have something very important to tell you.
Abby: Would you like me to tell them?
Tim: Sure.
Abby: Me and Tim are getting married.
Everyone: Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ziva: When?
Abby: Not sure yet.
Ziva: Well, since we are talking about marriage, I have something to tell everyone.
Abby: Who are you gettin married to?
Ziva: Well......
Tony: Me.
Everyone: Well, congratulations to yall too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tim: Now that everyone is happy, lets enjoy this feast!
Tony: Dig in!!!!!!!!
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