"I'm scared tony"
"i'd be surprised if you weren't ZIva, I'm scared too"
"what of"
"stuffing up the poor kids life"
"your going to be a great dad tony, its myself I'm worried about"
"why, you'll love them and thats what counts"
"I'm not maternally inclined, or nurturing or any of those other thing that mums are"
"Come on Ziva, your gonna be great, trust me"
"what do you even do with a baby?" asked ziva
"I dunno, but we'll find out... together"

1 week later.

Ziva was packing up her stuff and Tony walked into the room.
"ready to go?"
"just" said Ziva putting her toothbrush in her bag. Tony picked it up.
"i can carry it tony"
"no heavy lifting now your pregnant ziva" said tony with a smirk
"fine"

Back in the car Dinozzo and Ziva were having a heated conversation.

"we do not need to tell everyone at NCIS yet, i'm only 1 month pregnant, anything could happen"
"fine but as soon as you hit 3 months were having a cake"
"only you tony" said Ziva with a chuckle

Sure enough 3 months later Ziva and Tony were sitting in the car, a cake in the back seat.
"please let me drive tony"
"no i don't want to injure the baby before we get there" said tony
"tony!" Ziva exclaimed looking upset and hurt
"i meant the cake"
"oh, fine you drive then" said Ziva chucking him the keys

"Shots abby" said Ziva
"unfair!" Tony whined
"i'm not facing Gibbs"
"what and you think i am" He argued

When they arrived Ziva ran straight down to Abby's Lab.

"whats the rush Ziva?"
"nothing"
"you look like you have something to say"
"i do"
"well spit it out
"I'm pregnant"
"oh my god Ziva, congratulations" Said Abby running forward for a hug which for once Ziva accepted.